omg Meimei-isms

She: I love your belly and your BIG boo-boos. (Boo-boos means boobs!)
Me: Um.. Thanks?
She: I could pull your boo-boo off and knead it!
Me: Whaaaaaaat? :0
She: You know, knead it. Like pizza dough.

Omg, what a weird kid.

Also, yesterday I returned to the Mother Ship AKA Value Village and picked up these bad boys for $4.99. Psyched. I do not miss living at LAnsdowne but I DO miss the daily Value Village visits.

I'll take it...

Mei: If you don't let me have one more piece of tape, I am not gonna let you be my nanny anymore. (Long pause) You are beautiful, but you are not nice!

Meimei-isms

Or...

Mei Says the Darndest Things!

Meimei: Do you know why they are called Sour Keys?

Me: No, why?

Meimei: Because they look like keys.. and , they are sour.

(duh!)

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Mei: Maxi, do you need a kleenex, or do you want to draw?
(long silence..) Maxi, well? Which one?

Max: Hippopotame!
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PART 1

Meimei : Whats his name?
Me: Jory
Mei: George?
Me: No, JO- RY
Mei: Oh, well......... I am going to call him George. Can you write him a note ((text)) and tell him I said that? Bwahahahaha

PART 2
One week later

Me: I am calling my boyfriend....
Mei: George..? bwahahahaha (laughs her head off)
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Mei: I know what your sister looks like.
Me: You do?
Mei: Yeah, I had a dream about her. She looks funny.
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I know the Man in The Moon.
His name is Max.
And we got married
Bwaaahahahaha!
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Of a Barbie - "I pierced her ears. . . With a drill!"
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"I am the author of you"

(My personal favorite)
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"No Nanny Anny, you are singing it wrong!!! It's I like to MAUVE it.
I like to mauve it, mauve it
I like to mauve it, mauve it
I like to mauve it mauve it"
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"Max ate a sock once"......."Then he puked it up"...........
"AND WE ATE IT FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZ"
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"I wanna marry a boy
..... I don't want to get married....
I wanna MARRY A TREE!!!!!!!"
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(Is mad at me so shows me a note on a piece of paper in like a "So, there!" way)

Me: Um.. It says Je t'aime. That means I love you.

Meimei: Oh yeah.... well.... I love you BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahaha"
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Meimei: I ate a cough drop once. It taste like BEAVER.
Me: Ahahahahahahahahaha!
Mei: What? I did! I ate beaver before!
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Nanny Anny- "We are going to make the house SO clean that..."
Meimei- "Mommy will think we stuffed it all under our beds?"